My Favourite Simon Cowell Quotes*
these quotes may vary from things he has actually said




"I used to like that song, but now I hate you"

"I'm not trying to be harsh, but I wish you were dead"

"You know who you remind me of? I can't remember their name, but they're rubbish"

"I know talent when I see it, and I can see that you don't have any talent"

"I am only being honest, I wouldn't wipe my arse on you, and I mean that in a bad way"

"Unfortunately, you're completely ridiculous"

"I'll stop you there, because you're making me physically sick"

"Let me break it down for you: You can't sing, you can't dance, and you shouldn't have been born"

"It's quicker for me to say what I liked about that performance, which is nothing"

"Go and have a bath you smelly bastard"

"Have you ever considered not singing?"

"Your singing would be better suited for deaf people, but even then they'd have to see your stupid face"

"People often ask me if I like making people cry. It's true, I bloody love it"

"Something about your performance just didn't work for me. It was something to do with how crap you are"

"That was dog shit, and I'm not beating about the bush"