COCKNEY
RHYMING SLANG
so you can understand how the British speak
Choose one from each column to make your own Rhyming Slang Phrase!
| The Old | Dog and | Bone |
| How's ya | Apples and | Pears |
| You must be having a | Giraffe and | Stairs |
| Don't gimme any of your | Bath and | Phone |
| Ain't that just a | Tuesday | Giraffe |
| Cor Blimey, that's a | Sunday | Git |
| You better watch it, or it'll be your last | Plastic | Pineapple |
| Gimme a hand with my | Purple | Guv |
| Don't just stand there like a | Cockney | Bacon |
| I've had terrible trouble with the old | Tommy | Penis |
| You dirty little | Uncle | Football |
| Alright mate, I'll see you after the | Tasty | Onion |
| I could really do with a | Charlie | Shit |
| I'm knackered after all that | Salty | Tank |
| Don't talk to me about your | Hairy | Wank |
| You look like a proper | Mickie | Bastard |
| I thought I told you not to touch my | Chimney | Chips |
| Get out of here before I really lose my | Spuds and | Turkey |
| I'll give you a ring on the old | Chelsey | Arse |
| Are you trying to start a | Matey | Bish |
| Don't worry about it, we'll just call it a | Eggs and | Plank |
| You've got to be yanking my | Dodgy | Twat |