COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG
so you can understand how the British speak
Choose one from each column to make your own Rhyming Slang Phrase!

The Old Dog and Bone
How's ya Apples and Pears
You must be having a Giraffe and Stairs
Don't gimme any of your Bath and Phone
Ain't that just a Tuesday Giraffe
Cor Blimey, that's a Sunday Git
You better watch it, or it'll be your last Plastic Pineapple
Gimme a hand with my Purple Guv
Don't just stand there like a Cockney Bacon
I've had terrible trouble with the old Tommy Penis
You dirty little Uncle Football
Alright mate, I'll see you after the Tasty Onion
I could really do with a Charlie Shit
I'm knackered after all that Salty Tank
Don't talk to me about your Hairy Wank
You look like a proper Mickie Bastard
I thought I told you not to touch my Chimney Chips
Get out of here before I really lose my Spuds and Turkey
I'll give you a ring on the old Chelsey Arse
Are you trying to start a Matey Bish
Don't worry about it, we'll just call it a Eggs and Plank
You've got to be yanking my Dodgy Twat